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Turns out, my little 'fashion experiment' was a massive hit!..

I took my shoe rebellion to the next level and gave it a cat..

So, this morning, I was in such a hurry that I threw on two ..

So, this morning, I was in such a hurry that I threw on two ..

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Good morning! Smile at your mirror, and it will smile back a..

I took away a priceless lesson: Never, ever underestimate th..

So, after a hilarious fight with the door, I finally got in ..

So, there I was, struggling with the tricky door, when my fr..

I grabbed that handle and gave it my all, summoning my inner..

FFS!! I walked up to the door, ready to conquer it with con..

Rise and sparkle!! Today is a new day to conquer – and if th..

Spikezilla and I plotted a daring escape to the desert – the..

THEN, Spikezilla whispered a secret. Cacti, it turns out, ha..

Spikezilla became my roommate, and we decided to spruce up o..

My cactus needed a name, something that screamed 'spiky but ..

After my cactus-hugging misadventure, I decided to make amen..

Life's short, so I totally thought that appreciating everyth..

Rise and shine, sleepyhead! The early bird might get the wor..

In a panic, I replied to my friend, "Surprise party? Oh, my ..

When my friend received the surprise party text, they replie..

So there I was, ready to spill the beans about the surprise ..

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Wake up and seize the cheese! Because who doesn't want a gou..

LOL! Stay tuned for more in the Bambi Blue cheesy comedian s..

Okay, this is it because all of you freaks are just giving m..

I busted out a cheese joke that was so 'cheddar' cheesy, it ..

So, I told my friend, "Hey, wanna hear a cheese pun?" They w..

LOL! I fucking love corny jokes! They really are so silly we..

Good morning, daydreamer! May your coffee be hot and your da..

All you freaks KNOW I am far from grounded anyway so what's ..

Needless to say, the trip from the sky didn't actually fucki..

I really thought I was being fucking clever... As we boarded..

Alright, so I followed the 'How to Skydive' manual like a ch..

A few days ago I woke up and thought, "You know what would b..

Wake up and smell the inspiration! Your creativity is about ..

The fucking light in the fridge, it's not there to guide you..

I didn't factor in the fridge light being as bright as a sup..

It's pitch black, and I'm tiptoeing to the fridge like a nin..

In the dead of night, my fridge starts flirting with me! It'..

You know what I don't fucking understand, if we aren't suppo..

Good morning, happiness enthusiast! Don't forget to share yo..

Ffs, if you can't do what you want in the sack what is the a..

Stuck into another internet wormhole!! Oral sex was illegal ..

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Rise and shine, fellow human! Today's mission: spread kindne..

That must be interesting, why are you headed out of state? O..

Alabama residents can legally cross state lines and stock up..

I am reading more into this and fucking SHOCKED!! A $20000 f..

Do you freaks think if I had to go there with a briefcase of..