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Accidentally trying anal while going for a bathroom break! O..

I can't imagine it is great though when you are in the outdo..

WHY have I never watched the show Naked and Afraid before no..

Good morning sleepy head! Let's all take charge and kick tod..

Or grocery shopping would get too much fucking attention. LO..

I'm pretty sure if I had to do naked yoga in my garden that ..

There are some REAL dangers though... Like, don't cook bacon..

I also feel WAY more comfortable when I am naked! Not a fuck..

I often think my fashion sense is so fucking unique! I walk ..

𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 Do you feel the same about me? Quote #CRUS..

Good morning! I messed my coffee down my shirt!! At least my..

And this person said, "Are you having a hard time deciding o..

Getting distracted now! LOL... They were looking at the pota..

OMG! I know I'm like that overenthusiastic neighbor who barg..

I mean why do you hit on someone at the supermarket... We're..

I can ALWAYS laugh at a really bad pickup line, it's somethi..

Let's all have the best fucking day! Good morning 😁

The last one, hear me out! Extreme chess, this you have to d..

LOL, what about reverse chess... The goal would be to lose a..

Before ANYONE else gets hurt let's calm down a little bit.....

Let's start with the obvious - chessboxing! LOL, so here's h..

Chess is such a great sport if you get it buuuut, do you kno..

Good morning, sleepyhead! Time to pull down those sheets and..

Yaaaay!!! Thank you, I am feeling the love from all you frea..

The last time I hid something on here and none of the guys r..

Fuck, I would NEVER not know when I need a dildo! LOL, you c..

Walked with so much energy into my room! I need this right n..

Guuuuyyysss, I fucking ALWAYS feel like whenever I go into a..

G'morning!! Embrace the day with open arms and avoid knockin..

I grab some bamboo sticks like a makeshift shield. It's like..

Then BAM! I am hit with its sneezing frenzy! And I was tryna..

Out of fucking NOWHERE a panda appears, right. Not too rando..

Are you guys ready for the awesome story of how I managed to..

I had the WILDEST dreams last night after that sneezing adve..

Rise and rise! LOL, do you want a little help with your gett..

LOL! What are your tips to stop sneezing fits, so I know in ..

My kitchen ended up coated in a smoothie and looked like Hur..

When it finally stopped I was quite taken aback, fuck, why d..

I tried everything, I looked into the light but as I did tha..

Trying to keep cool and not fall off my own chair but it jus..

Omg, guuuysss! Just had the most INTENSE sneezing fit! Fuck,..

Woke feeling like waffles this morning, not literally - I th..

As I snuggle into bed, I reflect on the day's chuckles and c..

And as usual, my cooking attempt became a science experiment..

My furry friend's antics could fill a comedy show. From chas..

Turned myself on so much in my live that I'm now ready to sq..

LET’S GO, BOYS!!! IT’S TIME FOR A LIVE SHOW!! IF YOU MISS ..

AGAIN the remote must have joined my socks in that parallel ..

If I go live tonight… will you come? Will you tip? SAY YES!!..

And as usual, I can only find one sock... My socks have emba..