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My cactus needed a name, something that screamed 'spiky but endearing.' After much contemplation, I settled on 'Spikezilla.' Yes, it was dignified and slightly ridiculous. But hey, life's short, so I embrace the quirky. Spikezilla, the cactus, had officially joined my zany journey.