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Rise and thrive! Today, you have a date with destiny, but co..

OMG!! I love you freaks!! Thank you for the fucking GREAT la..

You freaks just KNOW I will never need to buy lingerie again..

LOL!! Tornado hits Scottland!! Watch out everyone is gonna b..

Was this rule decided for EVERYONE?? Like, that's in you don..

I have a VERY serious question!! How was it decided that you..

Wakey-wakey, time to adult... just kidding! Go back to dream..

LOL! Well thanks to those of you who went into my DMs and ca..

If it happened to someone else and I was watching I would NO..

Did you freaks REALLY think I would go out with a skirt and ..

UNLESS you go out wearing a skirt with no PANTIES on, comple..

Laundry isn't really too bad for me, it only gets awkward wh..

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Good morning! Today's forecast: 99% chance of coffee, 1% cha..

This predictive text thing is turning my phone into a little..

When I decide I just don't wanna be in control, we all have ..

When I try to be all cool like, "I'm fine," my phone's like,..

Then there are other times when I feel like we have a deep c..

Oh DUCK, my predictive text frustrates the duck out of me, s..

Good morning, champion of the day! May your coffee be hot, a..

LOL!! Good night you fucking freaks!! Have the most peaceful..

Sex dolls also fucking fascinate me! I REALLY think I need o..

Mannequins get a FUCK load of attention when they are rockin..

I was just standing around minding my own fucking business a..

Mannequins fucking fascinate me! They are just like a giant ..

Good morning, superstar! Today's goal: more coffee, less adu..

Once at the mall, I got lost and, the fucking smudges and sh..

OMG!! All this reminds me of this one time at a friend's par..

Picture this – I spotted what I thought was a smudge on some..

OMG!!! LOL!! I bumped into a fire hydrant and fucking apolog..

LOL!!! Fuck me!!! Don't you freaks dare laugh at me!! So, my..

Wearing glasses means that you constantly have a second pair..

Good morning! May your coffee be strong, and your day be as ..

Life's like a comedy show with an endless supply of awkward ..

Picture this: I stroll into the job interview, ready to impr..

Just another chapter in my 'Awkward Chronicles.' Today's sag..

Today, I waved at this dude, thinking he was giving me the '..

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Rise and shine, sleepy ninja! Your mission today: be awesome..

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! It was finally fucking tamed! My hair wen..

THEN!!! I was just innocently walking down the street lookin..

So, I grabbed my trusty brush and decided it was time for a ..

My hair is like a diva from a soap opera. It's got opinions,..

Today's hairstyle? Let's just say it's a masterpiece – 'The ..

Good morning! Today's agenda: Smile, laugh, and conquer the ..

In Dildo, forget about "rush hour" traffic; they've got some..

You know, when folks from Dildo start telling stories, you b..

You just know the weather forecast in Dildo is never boring!..

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