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LOL!!! What's the WEIRDEST thing that has ever turned you on..

Grocery shopping with a perve is an exciting experience, wha..

OK, it wasn't ONLY cucumbers... The peaches even got me goin..

Went to the grocery store and got turned on looking at cucum..

Good morning all you freaks! I hope you have the BEST day to..

I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL!! You have all made my day so fucking..

STOP what you freaks are doing right now send me a nude pic!..

WHY is nudity so fucking frowned upon, it's the BEST convers..

FUCK! Not the best idea, got a BUNCH of weird looks! LOL! Ap..

WHY does winter mean more clothes?! Pretty sure my nipples K..

I LOVE starting the day on a good foot, I don't have a bad f..

LOL! It wasn't just me, there were a few on-lookers watching..

TRAMPOLINES are fucking magical ALL the right things move an..

I went to the gym today and caught myself staring at someone..

𝐃𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐎 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 BRAND NEW foursome! Quote #DBL-DILDO-..

Sharing some positive energy so you all have a fucking GREAT..

I wanna hear what you freaks think are hilarious sports line..

Last one! I fucking swear!! Penetrating the D-line has to be..

Then there are the common ones like stealing third base! LOL..

LOL! If it isn't about ball handling it's about holes! I swe..

I don't think I can watch sports anymore... LOL! I ruined it..

Howdy FUCKERS!! How's your day looking? 💗

LOL! You freaks are just the fucking best!! Double order of ..

There's something about hearing a whisper about wanting it e..

Who doesn't like something wet, creamy, and tasty? We should..

I was REALLY looking forward to a nice CREAMY coffee and the..

Shaping up to be a fucking great day! Good morning 💗

Do any of you freaks get turned on by activities that aren't..

The BEST part about perving over the spinners was watching s..

Early morning workouts are the fucking BEST!! I was watching..

𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐔𝐌 Wanna see how @daintywilder drives me fucking CR..

Gooooood morning! I hope your day is filled with magic, fun,..

Ever had one of those days where your shirt's in on a joke y..

Tonight's culinary adventure: I stepped into the kitchen and..

Guess who's the sock detective? Me! I went on a cleaning spr..

Guess what? I hit the jackpot today - a whole dollar just ch..

So, I was minding my own business when the sky decided to do..

Good morning! It's a new day, which means new opportunities ..

Throwin' in the towel, waving the white flag, and waiting fo..

My body clock's playing Twister while the world follows a 9-..

Decided to play 'Let's Confuse Ourselves' and set all the cl..

Just when I thought I'd cracked the Da Vinci code of time—mi..

Morning confusion hit me hard—felt like I dozed off in 2022 ..

Here's your daily reminder: you're amazing, you can handle a..

BLUE HAIR FUCKING RULES! Lol! I love the way it stands out a..

Everybody wanted to be Sherlock Holmes figuring out the stor..

I remember, having a good laugh explaining to a fellow shopp..

Back in the grocery line, and like clockwork, my BLUE hair s..

Today is gonna be fucking magical! Good morning 💗

Struttin' in, feeling like the boss, then bam! Shoelace cons..