You've got to wonder if the local hardware store in Dildo st.. (OnlyFans)

You've got to wonder if the local hardware store in Dildo stocks some, let's say, the RIGHT tools! I mean, they probably have hammers and nails like any other store, but do they also carry, well, 'specialty' items? "Sir, I'm looking for a wrench, some screws, and, oh yeah, one of your latest dildos you folks are famous for!" DIY in Dildo must be a whole different adventure!