Mad a video today. I think you will like it. It's short, to .. (OnlyFans)

Mad a video today. I think you will like it. It's short, to the point, and real, and the best part is I actually got off making it. I am putting up some pictures I cut out of it because I have to cut some of this video out. We dropped the camera more than a few times. You will have this when you are actually fucking and filming. I have never seen a camera dropped when shooting commercial porn. They would murder you for that. Anyway, I'll get it up tonight or in the morning. I have a houseful of folks constantly barging in on me while trying to edit porn. Makes for a slow go. Man, I hope their houses get fixed soon, like tomorrow. It will be so lovely to wander around the house with jizz dripping out of my coochie and down my thigh. What? I have sealed laminate floors. You clean it right up with a bleach wipe.

You know that tingly warm fuzzy feeling you get when you see someone you like? It's common sense leaving your body...I'm just saying. Happens to me all the time. Especially if they have a beautiful penis.

I'm tired of idiots. But I'm pretty cool about it. In fact, my disdain for idiots is pretty much undetectable. The phone morons are starting to take over the world. They know everything, I mean everything...because the phone told them so. They have an app for everything, so there is no point in thinking shit out. Maybe if we told them their brains were an app, they would start using it. 

I can suck a cock and drink the cum like refreshing lemonade. I can also sharpen a knife with whetstones, put air in my tires, and clean out my generator carburetor when it gums up. What the fuck does that have to do with sucking a cock? Nothing other than the fact I am not a one-trick pony, and I don't require the assistance of others for every little thing. I know people who fit this demographic. It used to be mostly the short-bus porn chicks. Now it's becoming the everyday ding-dong adult who needs everything done for them with no desire to learn. The world needs to sit down, figure out how to change its own tire, and quit calling someone else to do it for them. I feel fantastic like I'm on top of the world when I figure out how to do something on my own... maybe it's just me. I'm just saying.