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I'm flipping through Tinder as we speak. I wish I could put these pics up as profile pics. I would get more responses. Why am I on Tinder? The next paragraph explains why. Anyway, I'm swiping my way through it today. I've matched and messaged a few new prospects, so waiting to see how that pans out in terms of responses. Do you know what the most challenging part about Tinder is? Getting them to show me a video of themselves. When I say "themselves," what I'm really asking for is, let's see the penis Mr. Sure, your good looking and all of that, but let's see the cock before we go much further. I'm willing to show them my pussy, tits, ass, face. It shouldn't be a problem, but it is. I lose about 80% of my matches to that. Why do I ask for that? Because that's why I'm there. To get fucked. Which is awesome, and I'm a big fan of the concept. However, I want to window shop the dick that is potentially going to be pumping sperm inside of me. Seems like a fair trade to me. Look, Tinder, by design, is window shopping. You match with what catches your eye. My pussy has its own ideas of what it likes, so let's see the cock, Mr. Make it long, hard, and a little precum drip wouldn't hurt. It's the grooming that kills most folks. I don't mind the pubes. I just don't want to have weed whack them to find the dick.

All of a sudden, people have been asking about my Tinder profile and my Instagram. The general theme of these inquiries is the feeling that both are a promotion for my onlyfans. Still trying to figure out how they come across that way because I don't want them to. Tinder is just for me. I did link my Instagram because it asked me. In a way, that's a promotional type thing all by itself, but it was never intended to be. I do have one of those goofy linktree things on my Instagram because it seemed like a good idea at the time years and years ago. I don't know that I have ever put up a post on Instagram that points to my linktree or anywhere else. I just put shit up on there that I like. Twitter. That's another story. I promote on there for sure. Twitter is spammy as it is, so the whole looking like a buy-here-pay-here car lot salesman (Only $50 down, then $50 a week for 50 years!) blends in with all the rest. No, I don't do a whole lot of spamming. I like the little bit of money I get on here. It's not a ton like you hear so many other chicks claiming to make millions. I'm skeptical. Doesn't matter. My onlyfans is more for me than it is you. I hate to admit that, but it is what it is. Why? Because what I tell you and show you is what turns me on. And, if that turns you on, then I know I have a like-minded audience which can often be hard to find. Pervs love company. I'm just saying.

So, about Tinder. Yes, it is really me. I wonder why that shocks people who are subscribers. It seems kind of obvious that I would be on Tinder. Have I fucked people from Tinder? Yes. It's how I initially met Bob, and Bob is one of the better fucks in my vast fucking experience. No, Bob isn't the only one. Probably about 15 or 20 guys who have emptied their testicles either in me, on me, or in the vicinity of me that have met me on Tinder. Some have been good, and some have been complete and utter disasters. Tinder isn't a free for all, though. Just because I'm on there and you are on here doesn't mean I'm going to match with you. First, I'm not on Tinder all the time. I go through spurts. Sometimes I'm on every day, three times a day. Other times I don't check in for weeks at a time. I don't just choose looks. I factor in location, age, and the profile itself. If you are outside 25 miles, I probably won't match you. That blows people's minds. But when I want a cock inside me, I don't want to wait 3 hours while you get out of work, get ready, and then make the 1 1/2 hr drive to breed my pussy as it deserves. It's hard enough to get people who live across the street to stretch my asshole out when the mood hits me, much less a cock that is a two-hour drive away. By the time he gets here, I have already shoved a dozen toys up my ass and a few more in my pussy... so the mood has dimmed dramatically. Sometimes I just can't wait that long.