It's Friday, which means it is the most likely day not to ge.. (OnlyFans)

It's Friday, which means it is the most likely day not to get sexually frustrated by the lack of available penis and/or vagina.  I have been on a dry run for that last month or so, but it looks like today might be the end of that Friday drought.  Two dates today.  One with a guy and the second with my new bestest bestie in the lesbian world.  It should be a good day.  I am going to press to film with the guy, so that should be up here.

The video is a reenactment of a blowjob I gave a few years back.  I actually did video some of it and sent it to my boyfriend.  He asked me to marry him a week before I sent him the video.  He rescinded that offer.  I wonder why? @u125291845

I am getting a Polynesian shoulder/arm tat.  Let me know what you think—Yay, nay, happy to hear it all.

Car fucking is fun.  I can never find anyone to do it with me, though.  I can't do it in the front seat of my truck. It's got a console that gets right in the way.  The backseat, however, is massive and deserves to be defiled with fuck juice.  I have fond memories of car fucking as my first infidelity took place in a car.  Many more affairs have since occurred in the amazingly versatile automobile.  I can't remember if I told you about cheating on my husband with his friends in the back of the RV?  I probably did.  That is one of my all-time favorite memories.  I need to make a video reenactment, so I have that for my rub one out bank.  I swallowed a lot of sperm on that trip with not only my mouth, but my pussy drank a ton as well.  Anyway.  I got to stop because I can't get overly turned on and let things get out of control. I need to save myself for my dates.

So a lot of you may have heard that this platform is banning porn. But before you crap your pants, know that these folks are pretty smart and a master of going viral.  They will have to bend a little bit to the credit card processors because obviously, that's how they make their money, but I don't see how they will survive off of people like cardi B and instructional fitness videos.  Oh wait, I forgot to add cooking shows, shows that people will pay for.  Really?  When I want to know how to cook something, which isn't often, YouTube seems to have just about everything for free.  With all that said, they know that I know that, and we all know that.  Again, they are masters of marketing, and other marketing firms should pay attention as school is in session. The mere mention of it sends shock waves across the web.  Which, of course, drives traffic straight to only fans.  But I could be wrong.  I don't think that I am, but I have been wrong before.   In any case, I am setting up additional profiles on other similar platforms. If they genuinely don't want me and those like me, I understand entirely and hold no ill will.  But I'm just getting started with this stuff, and some of them appear to have better systems for what I do.  It seems I can post what I want.  I like that!  I got a lot just sitting here on my hard drives waiting to do something.  Anyway, I'm all set up on them, so if they decide to shoot their dick off, I will go to the folks who still have one attached to them.  I am not going to lie.  I will post all the stuff I can't get on here on there—8 TB's worth. I am starting today.  I can't help myself.  I didn't make it so people couldn't see it.  So up it goes!  Final notes.  I think lots of stuff will be removed, but I don't think much of what I do or others like me will even notice.  People who are doing weird things to their butts with commode brushes need to worry.  I think their days of shocking everyone are numbered just about everywhere.  There.  That effectively killed my overactive clit situation.  I am now ready for my dates!