Good Thursday morning, everyone. Getting my day started. .. (OnlyFans)

Good Thursday morning, everyone.  Getting my day started.   Someone told me to be good.  Be good?  Fuck, I’m never good, but I am damn good at being not good.

I realized I hate arguments on the computer.   Everyone thinks they are dropping the biggest got ya lines ever… at least in their own mind.  I reiterate this point for those of you who haven’t learned yet.  If you think you are the smartest person in the room… you are not.  Always remember that.  I like to argue it out in person.  No matter how bad I’m losing, all I have to do is start playing with my boobs.  I win every time. 

I don’t know why some guys get upset when a girl uses toys.  No, it’s not an insult to your manhood, they are simply tools to make me cum so hard I am nothing but a mindless piece of fuck meat with huge tits.  Especially vibrators.  What the fuck guys?  It makes my clit shake uncontrollably.  Your dick ain’t going to do that.  Can I cum without a vibrator?  Of course I can, I do all the time.  Can a vibrator make my orgasm that much better?  You better believe it.  Slip a fat hard penis in my guts and smash my mini chick dick with a vibrator and your dick is about to go for a ride.  Get cum on my clit and then put a vibrator on it… stand back boys, I am about to blow.    Now, I do masturbate from time to time with just a vibrator.  Well, maybe more than just a few times, but you get the point.  I do cum but with just a vibrator alone it is basically just a tide me over orgasm.  It’s not the fuck me stupid orgasm I am looking for.  Sure, I can add a dildo, any size I wish, and it will make it more intense.  But still just a tide me over orgasm.  Not that I’m complaining.  I am beyond grateful to nature for providing me with the means to finger myself silly.  But nothing takes the place of a penis.  The way it feels, the heat, the pushing around inside of me.  Plus, there is no substitute for sperm.   I guess if you have never felt a load of spunk drooling out inside of you and sitting there, hot and warm, in a pile that you can feel, you won’t understand.  It’s overpowering, I lose track of my senses.  So quit your worrying about chicks and toys.  I love it when a guy asks me if I have toys.  Oh, do I, I have toys aplenty.  Let’s get this party started, Mr!

I remember one time a boyfriend started yelling at me when I came from getting fucked by his co-worker.  He was having a meltdown that I cheated on him, and he got even madder when he saw I was more bewildered by his ranting than being caught.  He asked if I was sorry for making him so upset.  I said, “not at all, it’s your fault for spying on me.”   The only guy that ever tried to smack me.  He missed.  I ended up staying with his co-worker for a week and texted my ex pictures of me with his co-workers’ cum on my face.  Oddly enough, it was my apartment, but I had to wait for him to get out.  He left holes in the wall.  I think it took me an hour to patch and paint them.  He still looks at my Instagram stories to this day.  I know this because when you look at someone’s Instagram story, not the posts but the stories, it tells you who is looking at it.  Wonder why he looks?

About ex’s.  Sometimes your ex is just better in bed than your current fuck.  It happens.  But you like your current BF/GF so you look past it… till you don’t.  So you text your ex, ask him if would like to leave a load of jizz in your ass and you proceed to get said load of jizz placed into your rectum.  All is good.  Sure, your ex will always be your ex, but his penis doesn’t have to be.  I don’t look at fucking your ex as cheating.  I look at it as a throwback moment.  Don’t give me shit about being faithful.  I am fiercely faithful to all four of my boyfriends.  Just saying.

Catch you all a bit later!