Alright guys, time for some photos. I wasn’t going to use t.. (OnlyFans)

Alright guys, time for some photos.  I wasn’t going to use these; I took them the day before yesterday and thought who wants to see my bedroom and all the crap in it.  Plus, there are the dogs.  I am not a fan of shoving pets in people’s faces so they have to say “how cute!” in the fakest possible way.  My hounds aren’t cute.  They are manly dogs.  Even though I don’t have a set of testicles, I still like having manly dogs.  How are they manly, you ask?  They are flexible like rubber and have assasinated things.  Not that I’m a fan of that, but when in the swamp… all is fair.  Turkeys should learn to not only run faster but take flight faster lest they become puppy chow.   Anyway, the pics.  I snapped these because I wanted to send some pics to a fan here on OnlyFans to his phone.  I sent him other ones.  I should have sent these.  I personally dislike photographic artistry.  Just snap the fucking picture and throw it up.  I want to see tits, ass, dicks, balls, all in sharp focus and not filtered plastic smooth.  Everyone wants to be a model these days.  I asked a girl who was a bit shitty about my profession the other day what she does for a living and she said “Model.”  I was like, do you have an agent and all that?  She was like no, she modeled on Instagram and Facebook.  I was like you can do that?  I thought you just put pics up for people to see.  She replied no, she was a serious model, she had like 87K followers on Instagram.  I was like hmm.  I didn’t want to be a total dick and tell her I have like 570K followers, so I left that out.  But I proclaimed that I was a professional soldier.  She was like “yeah right, my dad was in the Army, what branch are you?”  I said Call of Duty 4 Branch.  She looked confused, so I explained, if you can be a model by posting on Instagram then I can be a professional soldier on Call of Duty.  Right over her head.  She didn’t get it.  So I told her to look my profile up on Instagram and she shut up.  I am not a model.  I take photos, as well as videos, and I am doing bizarre sexual things mostly when I take them.  Still, unless there is a dick to be inserted inside someone, I am not qualified.  Add a penis and I’m there.  I am a porn model, I suppose.  But I have picked a legitimate team.  I make money at it, therefore a professional.  You can’t just say I’m a professional model because you let any ding dong with a camera who calls themselves a photographer take pictures of yourself.  Who pays Instagram models and why?  Don’t hit me with chicks like Kim Kardashian, I get that.  Plus, she is in every publication known to man. This girl is not Kim Kardashian.  She’s hot.  If she wasn’t such a dick, I would lick her till she goes from wet to flooding.   And if IG modeling is such a top-notch position, why is she almost thirty and residing with her grandma?  I’m ranting, time to quit.

I had a guy I sucked off today try to get out the door without fucking me.  I get it, he had places to be but no fricking way Mr.  We got that dick hard again and inside of me in record time.  You get yours… better believe I’m getting mine!  Look, it was a good dick.  I wanted that dick inside of me.  I had fun blowing it and got carried away and had a thick liquid lunch.  Doesn’t mean you can’t drop another sticky pile of sperm inside my box, though.  Even if it’s a smaller load, a dab will do her.  And he accomplished just that and before I knew it I was doing thirty seconds of jerking around and making bizarre cum faces.  Gave me that “I just got fucked good” glow for the rest of the day!  I am rambling so I am going to end it here.  Catch you all later

Have fun, be safe, jerk it if you got it!  

Brooke