Good morning, everyone. Yesterday was humpday. Thursday is.. (OnlyFans)

Good morning, everyone.  Yesterday was humpday.  Thursday is now hump morning.  I started things off right with a nice, juicy, fuck from @u125291845 .  All is correct in the universe now!  Don’t you just love that happy feeling you get after a good fuck?  It’s like being high… and I don’t even get high.  Fucking euphoria is a cheap fix, if you ask me.  No down sides, everything is pointing in the up direction if you know what I mean!  To this guy’s credit, we were at for like an hour.  He did a nice job of handling my junk, my junk did a marvellous job of working over his junk in return.  What do that call that?  Quid pro quo?  Who cares, he got me off with a mind bending 30 second orgasm and I brought him to the point where he pulled out and dumped his testicles on me.  Like the way I got every last drop out of his nuts?  Waste not, want not.

I may be fucking my T-Mobile phone sales guy.  Keep your fingers crossed.  26 yrs old, tall, handsome, hopefully ready for action.  I know my box is swampy just thinking about him.  I will keep you posted.  I don’t want to raise too many hopes here after the trainer fiasco.  

So what else is new?  As you know, I got my Jeep back in action and I drove all over Daytona yesterday with my button-up shirt open and flapping in the wind.  Some people got a view, some people didn’t.  I do love living in Daytona; the rule is as long as you are wearing a top, wardrobe malfunctions don’t count.  I have more wardrobe malfunctions than most.  That guideline goes all the way back to the Spring Break days when MTV was here every spring break.  We had a shitty mayor that canned it like a moron.  This place was off the hook back then.  More fun facts about Daytona.  You are allowed to build your own shooting range in your backyard.  Stupid nevertheless, if you wanted to do that, you could get away with it.  Actually, they amended that law in 2016, but up till then; it was a free for all.  I shit you not.  Volusia County said shoot away motherfuckers.  The state stepped in as it should and canned it.  Now you have to have an acre or more, but still… I wouldn’t want to live next to someone an acre away, high off his ass, shooting.  No, I am not a gun hater; I have my own guns and I am a licensed CCW holder.  I take my 380 everywhere, always will.  That may turn some of you off, but if you spent the amount of time in the woods and swamps that I do… you would probably change your tune.  This isn’t Maryland, we have shit down here that will eat you, and lots of it.  Though I have never had to use it out there, it’s good to know that I have it if I needed to.  No, I am not a swamp jack, hillbilly, hilljack, whatever you want to call it.  I just like being out there, spotting the wildlife, leaving it alone, going home in one piece.  I have been as close as three feet from a 8 to 10 ft gator and I scared it as much as it scared me.  We both ran the same way, thinking we were chasing each other.  I stopped, it stopped, and we both went our separate ways.  It off the dirt road back into the canal and I did a 180 and back the other way.  You have never seen big tits bouncing so fast as they were that day.  Just saying.

Rules, rules, and more rules these days.  It’s getting hard to get anything up on platforms like OF.  They want so much paperwork on each person.  I know they have to cover their ass but come on.  I have to have a photo of their valid license, a photo of them holding it, a video of them holding it, a video of them saying they are making a porn of their own free will, sign a 2257, sign a release, sign a modeling contract.  All of which I have or can do, but most of you don’t want to do that.  I almost never shoot with pros anymore.  I like shooting with fans and people I meat out and about.  Pros are so… bleh.  That is the sound I make when I think of shooting with dudes who are pros… bleh.  I know it’s going to suck in the worst of ways.  Plus, they always want to talk business, how they are going to squeeze more money out of you if they do this or that.  I mean I like to look good but they stop and pump up with rubber bands, comb their hair every two minutes, say some really dumb shit.  All of that makes my box the Sahara Desert during a drought.  Just saying.  

On a happier note, I do have a guy who has all the get up and go to include tested that I will start to make some videos with on Friday, so that should be interesting.  He’s even married and stepping out but doesn’t care.  I warned him, but he is all in any way.  This is going to go so badly for him.  Probably sooner rather than later.  But I am not his life coach or counselor; he has a nice cock, isn’t hard to look at and is all about it.   I have made all the very same mistakes, gave him my opinion, he chooses to do what I did and follow his dick instead of his head.  I didn’t have a dick to follow, but I knew where to find them.  My vagina is magical like that.   Anyway guys, I have plenty to post today so watch for it!

Brooke