Breaking news! Trending on Japanese twitter: some old lady i.. (OnlyFans)

Breaking news! Trending on Japanese twitter: some old lady in Tokyo baked 3000 really bad muffins. And now the government is warning about eating them because of how badly they were made. (Not a joke. This has been the news headline all around the country for about 3 days now. We don't have a lot to talk about in this country.)