I would like you to do 2 things. The first is to be complete.. (OnlyFans)

I would like you to do 2 things. The first is to be completed by Tuesday at the latest. Find some ice or snow and see how much you can squash into a ball and slide into your arse. You will fashion a nice ice dildo, send me a pic, and then a photo of it melting inside you. I want an explanation of how it feels.

The second must be completed by the end of the month. Visit a sex store online or wish .com, and buy an anal inflator and see how much you can g(a)pe for me. Again, photo evidence will be required of it inserted, and of how it looks immediately following excavation.

More from my memoirs this week, an amazing photo journal of some recent amazing bisexual encounters with @supersexgirluk and some more intimate clips, as well as a strap on extravaganza.

My only concern is how you will find the time to work amidst all the filth and fuckery.