My birthday is coming in a few weeks, and I'd like to get a .. (OnlyFans)

My birthday is coming in a few weeks, and I'd like to get a free-standing stripper pole!
I'll have a fun mini menu and you'll be able to order special goodies, or simply contribute with a tip, so I can order the pole (and necessary safety gear/accessories) ASAP.

A new apparatus will be good for me to have in September, when I am always SO slow on gigs due to hurricane season in the Caribbean.  
It will be a decent motivator for fresh routines, and is something I've not really had the space (mental and physical) for until recently.

Do you have anything to request that I add to my birthday menu?