I don’t want to be that guy, but…I’m in a mood today. Here’.. (OnlyFans)

I don’t want to be that guy, but…I’m in a mood today.  Here’s why.

I logged into OF this morning and checked my statements page.  I almost did a double take when I saw my pending earnings.  Over the past week my earnings here were…wait for it…$13.60.

That is pathetic, and my lowest figure since mid-April.  My top % rating has fallen from 17% to 21% over the same span.  And when I dig into this even further, most of my earnings this week came from my top 2 superfans.  From the rest of my fanbase, I got virtually nothing.  That’s right,

I ran an analysis of my earnings.  39% of my total earnings here on OF have come from just 5 people. If any of you 5 read this, give yourself a big pat on the back.  You are my ride or die, and I’ll jump any time you ask me to.

As for the rest of you, I can only speculate that your collective bad behavior stems from my giving you a free full body nude last weekend.  I mean, why pay for something that you can get for free right?  

Well played guys.  From now on you get nothing free, ever.  Freebie Friday is officially canceled. Don’t like it?  Go to another page.  I’m as nice as they come but I’m not stupid, I know when I’m being taken advantage of.  

Happy Friday the 13th bitches