I'm thinking about taking pole dancing classes with a friend.. (OnlyFans)

I'm thinking about taking pole dancing classes with a friend. That means I'll need to buy a pole at some point... and I'm already thinking about ways to justify ANOTHER sex thing in our house.

"Yeah, that swing is for yoga! That oil is for massages! Those tripods and lights are for Damien's photography hobby! That pole is for... holding up the house?"