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Okay listen… these were supposed to be adorable shorts with a zipper to show off the spicy stuff 👀 BUT I literally cannot get them over my hips 😂 I even tried unzipping them to pull them up but I almost RIPPED OFF MY CLIT WITH THE ZIPPER 😭 
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