sandtripper

Feeling overwhelmed? I have just the thing.

There, there, I'm back, shhh shhh, it's ok If your New Year'..

Families always seem so grumpy on planes - here's to introdu..

Oh you don't sit at home in a small black dress? You have p..

Life hack- always lounge about in cute panties so that when ..

Panty raid - which ones are you taking?

These photos/vids were a great reason to eat a whole can of ..

POV you're just trying to thrive & grind when you realize yo..

What’s my face doing? I don’t know, I think it just needs so..

Hot tip! Get sheets that look like graph paper for more acc..

My ex's were right, I am a handful.

Call me a numerator because I'm always on top?

Goatish (adj): Lustful; lecherous You've heard of goat yog..

Oh look at me, avoiding work and failing to convince myself ..

Waking up with a cock had me thinking this was onlyFarmers -..

Younger me wanted the cool, mysterious boy in the coffee sho..

Should’ve Been More Specific: A Haiku They said do what I ..

I put on my math pants to let you know that being perpendicu..

I don’t need a devil on my shoulder, I have impulsivity

Be as hard as my Monday? Side note, I'm running out of loll..

I’ll get unbuttoned and you can feel the ones on your pants ..

POV: I’m trying to be studious but then you call me over for..

A homeless man in Florida told me my element was fire and th..

Can’t wait to see a post on Nextdoor about the chick playing..

As a math teacher, I’ve gotta ask what your favorite angle o..

I was clearly going for “McDonald’s, but make it sexy”— how ..