Some facts about me: I am 5’10” I weigh 265 And I am ver.. (OnlyFans)

Some facts about me: 

I am 5’10” 
I weigh 265 
And I am very very clumsy 

So, when you do the math it makes sense I ate complete shit messing around with baby oil and hurt my wrist. So I need to do a redo tomorrow. 

With a tarp. Maybe in a bouncy house. Would a helmet be a turn-off?

I’ve been really horny all day today, too. If I get stoned and bang myself in the bathroom again, don’t say I didn’t warn you.