My cloths are getting really tight, and the buttons are reac.. (OnlyFans)

My cloths are getting really tight, and the buttons are reaching maximum tension before they burst. I think I’ve been growing in my sleep again. Has someone been sprinkling me with growth potion in my sleep or in my deserts? I need to get to the bottom of this before I run out of cloths to wear. How big does this culprit want me to grow? House? Building? Skyscraper? 
I will need to investigate this situation before it gets out of hand. My wardrobe depends on it! 
Would anyone like to confess?