HAHA listen to this guys.. Some guy on Facebook just messsag.. (OnlyFans)

HAHA listen to this guys.. Some guy on Facebook just messsaged me. This is the exchange.

Him - "I'm a videographer and I can cut you a deal on a 1 minute professional video. I'll only charge you $350 and it will highlight only your BEST features with all proper edits. The last girl I made a video for got 8 SUBSCRIBERS IN THE FIRST DAY." 
Me -**holding back my laughter about his so proud 8 subscriber comment** "Well... I don't really need help with subscribers or a video but thank you. I post all natural videos without editing and when I do, it's just for extra credit with my subscribers. Plus.. 8 is not that many. I get that many almost everyday without paying you $350 dollars for a 1 minute professional video."
Him - "Oh, her subscribers actually tip her though."
Me - **sends screenshot of tip statement**
Him - "Nevermind the deal. You obviously don't want to suceed on OnlyFans."
Me - **sends screenshot of Top 3% Creator badge** "You can fuck all the way off my guy." 
Him - **leaves me on read**

What a fuckin fool. 350?! Haaaaaaa.  8 SUBSCRIBERS?! Im fucking dead. 😂🤣😂🤣😂