Kicking the new year off with a ROAD TRIP! I’ve driven throu.. (OnlyFans)

Kicking the new year off with a ROAD TRIP! I’ve driven through hours of open desert valleys and will take several days to reach the destination, which is the glacial region of Patagonia. I will be pretty darn close to Antarctica soon, which means PENGUINS! 🏔🐧

In effort to be the best road trip buddy I can be, I try to provide on-the-go entertainment to satisfy. In between feeding my driver homemade cookies, preparing caffeinated drinks, and queuing up podcasts, I also offer a karaoke show and strip tease!  Would you let me ride shotgun or would I be entirely too distracting for you? 

If you notice the big ole wad uh toilettpaper stuck in my lips when I spread them for you, well, so did I, but I’m not editing this video. First, it would mess up the song. Second, I just don’t care if you happen to see what natural phenomenons sometimes happen to women who wipe after going #1. I’m sure you didn’t join OnlyFans to see polished perfection all the time, but to get a sense of the real and raw stuff that commercial porn pretends isn’t real. 

I guarantee that kitty is still fresh as a daisy. 😻🌼

Look up El Calafate, Argentina if you’re curious to learn about the region. It’s in BFE so I’m not worried about any of you nasties following me down here. 😅😂😘

Have some fun with me! Resolve to smile and laugh more in 2023! It’s good for your health. ❤️