Have I ever told you about the time I bought 400 ducks? No? .. (OnlyFans)

Have I ever told you about the time I bought 400 ducks?
No? Well, today is your lucky day! 

I was visiting a car boot sale when I spotted a load of ducks. 
"Sir! How much for the ducks?" I asked
"£100," grunted the duck keeper. 
"Pah. I shall give you £10 for your ducks!" I parried. "Do you really want to take these ducks home? Of course not! I shall feed and clothe them, I will take them all off your hands and give them a good home. No one else is crazy enough I take all 400 of your ducks!"
The Duck Lord considered for a moment. "Give me £15."
"I have £12..."
"Yeah alright."

And now I own these ducks...
(Some have been lost/pinched/moved out to go to university or travel the world...but there are still quite a few)