👠 When another woman offers you $$$ at a strip club because .. (OnlyFans)

👠 When another woman offers you $$$ at a strip club because you’re “so hot”! 🤣

The night started out with my girl & I going out for dinner & a drink.  We sat down at the bar & were immediately entertained by a drun-k Asian guy (think ‘The Hangover’)… & then got chatted up by a couple hotties.  
We both received ‘marriage proposals’ & were invited to go to an upscale strip club for a business meeting as these hotties’ wives! 
When we arrived at the strip club, we were taken to VIP seating & presented with 2 bottles of champagne on ice.  My “husband” got $1K worth of $1 bills & gave each of us half & told us to “make it rain”!  

I got into a bit of a debate with one of the business associates over the type of liquor served.  When he said “how long have you worked here!?  A week?  A few days?”  I told him I was P’s wife… which shut him up pretty quickly!  

Later… my new hubby took me to the back room to get a 45min lap-dance & left!  15min later, we sent the doorman to go get him.  We gave him a double lap-dance, I took off my clothes & then sandwiched the stripper!  Let’s just say that I got yelled at a few minutes later because I wasn’t allowed to be topless & was told to put my clothes back on! 🤣

Later, I was chatting up one of the business associates wives.  She handed me a stack of 1s & then we went to the bathroom together.  She asked if I worked anywhere else.  I looked at her with a confused look on my face… So she asked again if I dance anywhere else!  I told her I was P’s wife & a nurse & we both got a good laugh out of it.

👠 Moral of the story… Don’t wear stripper boots/heels to a strip club if you don’t wanna get confused as a stripper! 🤣😈