Those last 2 fights on this card were cursed. The Paddy figh.. (OnlyFans)

Those last 2 fights on this card were cursed. The Paddy fight is kinda whatevs I think Gordon was just running down time and doing nothing in Round 3 so I could see the fight going to Paddy.

For Jan vs Magomed I thought Round 3 was clear Jan, 4 and 5 clear Ankalaev. Clearly giving Round 3 to Ankalaev was a fucking joke.

I could have seen the fight go either way tbh. Round 1 was probably the most contestable being for Ankalaev but I feel like Jan did win 2 and very clearly won 3.

But anyway

I live in Texas so I can't gamble not even sportsbetting but I had this theoretical parlay and since the Jan fight is void cause of the draw

And once again I SHOULD OPEN UP A UFC BETTING SERVICE THING CAUSE GOD DAMN I'M GOOD