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All jokes aside I felt pretty good about my predictions although both Dustin and Pereira were kinda dicey at moments.

Chandler shoulda got KO'd for the horrible fishhooking and back of head punches. But damn are his fights entertaining. Just gotta stop the cheating.

I think Adesanya really fucked up in the 4th round by not pushing it more. He was definitely the fresher fighter and I feel like should have made Pereira work more cause he was obviously gassed and was able to coast R4 to recover for R5. But honestly Adesanya was definitely minutes away from winning a decision and I'm glad Pereira got the W in the way that he did so Adesanya doesn't get these boring decisions anymore. Although I'm sure Vettori and Brunson are both salivating at the guy who got wrestlefucked for a round by Adesanya holding the title.

Zhang by murder as predicted. Carla didn't even look kinda surprised.

Gotta say though the card was absolutely fucking amazing but the UFC stingy as fuck with the bonuses. Every finish deserved a bonus there especially the lower end of the card by the people who don't make nearly as much.

Anyway good morning!