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But anyway I wanted to do this and I'm gonna pin this so I guess that message will stick but that's okay cause it's true like 90% of the time anyway

It's time forrrrrrr 

May Tip Thread: Birthday Edition!

This is my birthday month! May 18th to be exact so I shall end this tip thread on May 19th. The video will come shortly after.

Now since it's a birthday themed video it should have some cake in it. Both the fleshy kind and the actual bakery kind.

So I figure we'll make it like a video. Since deepthroat is the most popular we'll make it mostly centered around deepthroat.

But the fun part is that I'll also end up sitting on a birthday cake! Maybe. We'll see if you get there.

So basically as more people contribute the size of the cake will go up! We'll start with a mini-cupcake and it'll expand in size up to a Costco sized cake. And maybe while my cake is sitting in cake I'll do some deepthroating and all that jazz. Probably have a bite or two too cause who doesn't love cake?

We'll also have longer video times, more dildos, more throatpies and all that sorta good stuff going up with the tip count as well of course.

So that's the basics out of the way.

Anyway here's the details and how to participate

1) Tip a minimum of $10 on this thread 
2) Cake size will go up depending on how many people get in on the thread. We're starting with mini-cupcake size and our goal is Costco sized cake.
3) There might be extra goals if we get a certain amount on a certain day. I'll announce it that day. It's usually just sorta how I feel.
4) If it goes pretty well we'll make it a whole thing with some birthday balloons and even a party hat. 
5) Ends on May 19th (day after my birthday)
6) A few of you have been doing this and I let it slide but I won't anymore cause it ain't fair to everyone else but if you tip under the minimum amount you won't get the vidya.
7) I'll keep track of goals in this thread so check back once in a while
8) Birthday!

Basically that's it. The minimum is $10 but of course if you wanna do more feel free to. I don't know if we'll have other goals besides the cake getting bigger but we'll see. I probably will cause it's more fun that way.

Current Cake Size:
Mini-Cupcake

Video Length:
15 minutes

Other Promises:
NOTHING BETCH