To All Order of the Phoedicks You are hereby summoned at on.. (OnlyFans)

To All Order of the Phoedicks

You are hereby summoned at once. Kay has gone missing and we need all hands on deck to find her. Last we heard she was going to confront He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Fucked in an effort to vanquish the Dark Incel once and for all. She has stolen the Chance Wand and intends to use it against Him.

Please report to 12inch Grimdildo Place as soon as possible. We've only been one left one clue to her whereabout and that's the last tape she made. Please view the enclosed video on your way to the meeting as we will be looking to hints for her location in the video.

"All About The Throatpie Ft. Deepthroat" (Reshill)