You know I didn't know the Ford Mustang Mach E was actually .. (OnlyFans)

You know I didn't know the Ford Mustang Mach E was actually already out and delivering. Pretty cool. I like how they have a volume control knob on their screen and such. Glad to see Tesla finally getting competition that's actually decent here in the US. I do hope more and more cool electric cars come out soon. I always said the electric part is defo cool but the tech is even cooler to me in a Tesla and the real world useable Autopilot and hopefully some day real full self driving.

I also saw that it looks like FSD will be subscription based soon which is also cool. I feel like by the time I'm ready to get a Tesla I'll have a lot of other options and that's never a bad thing as a consumer.

Anyway on to my shill.

Another video I've shilled before but I thought the deepthroat stuff needed a break so here's some good old vanilla stuff. 

"Wet Intense Multiple Orgasms In A Skirt"

You know when I was just glancing through this video I was thinking "Companies should really try and do more sponsorships with OF girls"

Like imagine while nearly cumming to my Hitachi you get slapped with "This orgasm brought to you by the latest model Hitachi Rev.3 Deluxe Ultrasonic use code MPK2021 for 20% ooOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooooooooooooff" with the ooo part obviously being me cumming ya know? LIKE CAN YOU SEE THE POSSIBILITIES?

Than I realized that porn viewership, especially of a solo female, is male dominated so I'd have to pivot to like mid-jerk/before the throatpie "this HUGE LOAD is brought to you by SEMEN DEMON XXXTREME CAPSULE - Guaranteed to make you burst your biggest load ever" and than just just some comical ass amount of cum lube come out of the dick.

Anyway I think about stuff like that sometimes because I think it'd just be fun as fuck. I can only imagine the amazing comedic timing segues I could do. Or just having some gigantic Miller Lite poster in my background for product placement.

Obviously my dream sponsorship would be Monster. I actually emailed them once and I never got a reply back of course :(

Oh right anyway my video shill is me cumming a lot and getting wet and grooly from Hitachi/masturbation and butt stuff. I kinda went off topic.

The video is fairly long, fairly loud, fairly porny, and fairly made from locally sourced vagina. Get it to support my life long dream of getting free Monster Lo-Carb for the rest of my life and one of those nifty Monster engraved fridges.