Alright let me try and explain this video. Now the preamble.. (OnlyFans)

Alright let me try and explain this video.

Now the preamble:

It is another older video. Shilled before. Etc etc. Buyer make sure you don't gots it already.

"Extreme Deepthroat Ass Slapping Roleplay"

Now imagine Taken.

Out in some foreign country a girl gets taken and her dad just happens to be some super secret agent man. Unlucky for the takers, right?

This is pretty much the opposite of that.

In this rendition of Taken my dad is the one that gets taken. Who knows what for probably not the same thing in the original movie maybe as a coal miner or something.

But he gets taken. Using my super sleuth skills of deductions I find the note left by the takers and BAM I show up in true hero fashion to save my dad.

I use the one skill I really know - SEX.

Sorry I'm not super secret agent lady I am just an OnlyFans thot so I must use what I know.

 So in order to save my dad I use my super sex thot powers to suck and slap my ass into giving me my dad back.

In the end there's a tearful reunion, a college graduation, and eventually nuclear war with North Korea.

Seriously this is just pretty much Taken: OnlyFans edition

So ya know. Better than Taken 2/3 but not as good as 1.

The above description is not accurate but actually not too far off.

Anyway that's the shill. Onto the non-shill. Saturday is gonna be a BANGER of a UFC card. Pretty much the only thing I'm looking forward to this week besides my regularly scheduled breakdown. But damn I hope these fights deliver.

Hopefully COVID vaccinations get out quickly. I really wanna do SOMETHING this year. Kinda wanna try somewhere with a beach or Disney land.