Good afternoon friendos. I'm gonna shill another older video.. (OnlyFans)

Good afternoon friendos. I'm gonna shill another older video today but fear not for it is extreme deepthroaty and cheap.



Just listen and hear me out.



If you invest in this video you're promised exponential monetary returns.



How? Okay listen you'll have this video forever and ever. You'll have a piece of MissPrincessKay pornography...FOREVER. I could get hit by a bus tomorrow and die but you'll still own this video.



Now where does the monetary compensation come in?



Well because you own this said porn video you're probably gonna masturbate to it, right? Masturbation is healthy. Forget what they told you in Sunday School. Your balls need a release. Blue balls = dead balls. All those little sperms are potential testicular cancer fuckers swimming in your nut sack.



So by buying this for the measly price of (I haven't decided yet enter price here) you can save yourself ENORMOUS hospital debt. And you can CONTINUALLY SAVE YOURSELF ENORMOUS HOSPITAL DEBT!!!



I should honestly be charging you what a hospital would be charging you.



Now what if I don't live in the US you say and I have free health care?



Well fuck you. This isn't meant for you then I guess. Maybe get some freedom in your life so you can get ball cancer or porn. This message if for my FREEDOM peoples.



So back to my Americans. Did you know the average cost of testicular cancer in hospital bills is about $26,000? Do you not see why this is an absolute bonkers deal? I ain't charging you $26,000. I'm charging you (insert price here yourself cause I haven't decided on it yet)!



But wait, there's more!



Also regular masturbation helps you not become a hateful incel which INCREASES your chances of attracting a mate. Now I'm both saving your testicles and HELPING YOU REPRODUCE AND SAVE YOUR BLOODLINE.



You can't find a better deal folks. You just can't.



So without further adieu:



"Extreme Wet Messy Crying Deepthroat"



Basically an older video where I use my thicker tentacle dildo which was my biggest dildo at the time. Lots of deepthroaty tentacley action. Here's the MV description



"Watch me deepthroat my biggest and longest dildo yet hard and fast while begging for more! I get extremely messy as I take more down my throat than I ever have before! I got this specifically to push my limits! I take the dildo down as deep as I can and you can watch me tear up as I fall more and more in love with deepthroating!"



So yeah. I think my pitch was a good pitch. Free really shitty preview.