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🗞🚨NEWSFLASH: PANDEMONIUM AT THE MISS AMERICA PAGEANT!🚨🗞

📰I hope you weren’t too shocked to read the local news article I sent to your DMs yesterday about what Miss Idaho has been up to trying to win the Miss America crown??

If you missed it, here is the press release once again: 

👑⚠️SCANDAL AT THE MISS AMERICA PAGEANT!⚠️👑

Readers will be SHOCKED to discover what has unfolded over the past 24 hours at the Miss America pageant! One shocked supporter of the contest, which has been running since 1921, discovered a note in one of the bathroom cubicles which implicated a flagrant violation of pageant rules by Miss Idaho; the note accused Izzy Idaho of engaging in behaviour that is STRICTLY PROHIBITED by the pageant: Miss Idaho was accused of sending a series of lewd photos to Judge Joshua - a married man. This led to a salacious affair between Judge Joshua and Miss Idaho. We strive to provide you with only the most up to date, exclusive news so we are happy to say that our anonymous source at the Miss America Pageant has FOUND the incriminating pictures and allowed us to publish them our our readers FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. We had hoped that the wholesome, god-fearing public of this town would treat Miss Idaho with the vitriol she deserved for being such a tart and compromising the good Miss America name, but SHOCKINGLY, the photos seem to have INCREASED the public vote for Miss Idaho 😳 as always, the voting for Miss America is anonymous and the organisers of the event fear the fact  a large number of viewers of the Miss America pageant are male will influence Miss Idaho’s chance of winning as a result of these ungodly images she’s been sharing with Judge Joshua. There’s even talk that she sent highly sexual videos of herself out to potential voters in the hopes that she could capitalise on her looks to win the crown. We here at SmallTownMindset News Inc. obviously CONDEMN the behaviour of Miss Idaho - not to mention the SHOCKING acts she is rumoured to have performed on Judge Joshua and some of her other competitors…we hope that in publishing these photos of Miss Idaho that you’ll join us in our negative judgement of her. We ABSOLUTELY do not allow the using of these photos as an incentive to vote for Miss Idaho - we are publishing them for SHAMING purposes only and we would HATE to think any of our readers were using these photos of Miss Idaho for anything other than this. She is a dirty dirty hussy and should be treated as such. YOU MUST NOT VOTE FOR MISS IDAHO SIMPLY BECAUSE OF HER PROMISE TO ‘Satisfy every single voter personally as a thank you for their vote’. Lord knows what will happen to this town if we allow a tart like Izzy to influence the sanctity of the Miss America Pageant! 🇺🇸👑🏆🥇

Our sources are working hard to find out WHO was the original leaker of these photos, and we will bring you any updates on the pageant and behind the scenes as we receive it!

Do you think Miss Idaho should be allowed to win the Miss America contest, despite her lewd tactics??

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