Hi there. This is a story about yesterday. So I go in to v.. (OnlyFans)

Hi there. This is a story about yesterday. 

So I go in to vote...

I walk down the long ass hallway.

I get to the room full of poll workers and voting machines.

I walk up to the lady and she gives me my electronic card. Then she says "Wow your hair is so long like mine! It's lovely"

I'm already looking at the machines trying to pick one. I turn back to her. I smile. I say "Thanks! It's so long it clogs up my vacuum"

She awkwardly laughs. I laugh.

I walk away.

The end.

Six hours later...

*My brain* "Lyric why the fuck did you say that?"

2am... "Why tho?"