Please accept these pictures as the last moments I had with .. (OnlyFans)

Please accept these pictures as the last moments I had with my phone before it became a paperweight. 

If you didn’t see, yesterday after taking these pictures I started stream on Twitch kayaking which ended with my phone at the bottom of the spring 😭 It was dark water, mildly deep, gators, the bottom was black and mucky, andddddd it was so windy and wavy I kept getting pushed from the place it dropped in. Needless to say, my phone is gone with about 600 gigs of travel photography and videos. 

Luckily I’ve gotten in a habit of throwing recent pics in Lightroom, so we saved some of the nudies 🙌🏻

In 5 years of streaming, this is phone #18 I’ve broken. I’m unstoppable and uninsurable. It’s the worst.