Leann @awecrapman I knew that after last week's SHORT LETTE.. (OnlyFans)

Leann @awecrapman

I knew that after last week's SHORT LETTER something amazing would have to happen this week. The weekend following Thanksgiving was uneventful. I am having my house painted and in the process of cleaning off the old paint I think they found the very 1st layer of CHALK paint from 1903.  It may not be cool to everyone but to me, as a history buff,  it was something special. When the Ole girl has her new makeup in place, I will send you a picture. I plan on decorating for Christmas. I haven't done that in years and this year seems like a great time to start. 

Now onto the Only fans world. I missed last week's goal of 5,000 likes. Seems odd that I missed it, but I didn't push it. I didn't offer freebies for likes and I didnt post 1,000's of posts. I just kept it to a reasonable 3 or 4 a day. I don't know if I will hit it this week either. It took me 4 months to get 10 likes when I 1st started and then I got 7500 in 4 hrs a few weeks ago so I think I'm ok with waiting and helping other people get likes. 

I did however give away $200 or at least tried to. I sent a MASS DM. I asked everyone who hated MASS DMS and wanted off the list to tell me. 15 people asked to be removed and those 15 people missed the $200 giveaway. I gave $10.00 tips on giving Tuesday to people that told me how they would spend the tip and make a post reminding others about giving Tuesday. That was inspired by @lunareine who got the 1st tip. Followed by @txprincesspeach @feetcougar @luxbellamy @octopus4 @mossyoak235 @johnny_onthespotpromos @miskinkysub @gentlemanlumberjack @lollipopsicleburlesque @big_sp00n and @valhallaleighh Then I followed that with $1.00 tips to people who left me a kind word in the comments. @madamyo @babygirl365days @therealkaylee @vjwest @eiramoonfree @delilaheve @solefulseductressvv   @stardustlilly @amarettobella all were very kind and some tried to reject my tips...but you know my rule. I AM CARTMAN I DO WHAT I WANT. lol

It was indeed a cool experiment in the power of the mass DM. I sent 817 DMS (creators only) and had budgeted $200. After 2 hours I was sure I'd be broke, but here I am 3 days later and still didn't give all the $1.00 tips away. People just don't read the mass DMs carefully or maybe I sent it at the wrong time? I sent it when I had time to manage the volume so I guess there is a natural BIAS there. I will repeat the experiment again around Christmas just for fun and to see if anyone reads this letter. LOL.  So Since I have money left over....what can I get for....nevermind I will ask privately. 

I also got to introduce three new creators this week to the OF world. @the_of_chaplain and his wife @the_lil_birdie THATS RIGHT you read that right Chaplain. He is the Self proclaimed Onlyfans Chaplain and the pastor of the unofficial Onlyfans church. He's not joking either. He is sincere in his belief that he can offer insights on sexuality and religion for our community. I think he and I are going to be good friends for 2 reasons. 1. Great beard. All men with great beards, as you know, should be respected and will do good things. 2. I left organized religion years ago and have been teaching a similar agenda to my snap and OF friends who have questions about their spiritual journey. Plus he's a VET. If he starts telling jokes I'm gonna block him but until then, we will be friends.😜  The 3rd new creator is @sweet4you17 I'm not going to say much about her because if I do, I will drool all over my keyboard. The eyes, the ass, the responsiveness to DMs and to top if off, she's a squirter. You know I get crushes easily and I am very fickle, but this one is going to last....till next week. 😍

Also something exciting is happening on the TWO PERVES WITH A MICROPHONE world. At the suggestion of a fan of the show, we will be facilitating a SECRET SANTA for the show guests and fans. If you didn't watch the show LIVE last night you will have to watch the playback on @rando_mike or my page for the details. There is one week to sign up but you have to follow the instructions ONLY given in the show to know what those instructions are. The deadline is next week's show. Do I need to remind you of the time? 9pm Eastern. BE THERE. LOL

I'm sure some other exciting things happened this week involving my hat. You know I take it off for 2 things showering and sex....and you saw me shower on snap a few times this week and it wasn't that. But the creator(s) involved can tell that story themselves or post it to the VIP pages. I don't post spicy stuff. 

Speaking of SPICY. I went to a SPICY store this week. I was charged with buying an anal training kit for a fellow creator. (see my hat comment above) and who do I see on the BUTT STUFF ASILE but my dear friend @kloutkiki not in person but on her own anal fuck toy. All I can say....she was great. 5 stars all the way. 

I'm going end this here. I hope you have a great weekend. As always
Kisses, 

Kev