So I did one of those 23andMe DNA tests and just got the res.. (OnlyFans)

So I did one of those 23andMe DNA tests and just got the results in! And (no joke) I found out I am actually part Neanderthal! I guess that explains why I'm so hairy lol. Not gonna lie, I love it: I'm a literal caveman (that explains my primal way of fucking too ;-)