If I had to guess...and keep in mind, I am such a GREAT gues.. (OnlyFans)

If I had to guess...and keep in mind, I am such a GREAT guesser..I’d guess that those farts are exactly what you wish you could just yell from the mountaintop about how much you LOVE farts and are so happy and grateful that covid didn’t ruin your sense of smell so you can keep enjoying that ass gas. 

Good news butt sniffer, your secret is safe with Me….for now anyways..

I’m going to lead you down your smelly path of acceptance while you begin to whole-heartedly accept your love. 

You’re going to become so proud of your smelly obsession that the next time anyone asks you what your favorite smell is, you will tell them with the biggest smile on your impressionable face that you just can’t get enough of that derriere music...farts!

Sound the trumpets!