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Can u say beached whale? Beach ball belly whale? I find myself devouring whole pizzas for lunch (I don't even bother waiting til late in the evening when the sun is down, after I've contained my gluttony all day and most people make bad decisions) more often than not. Can we blame little caesars for my weight gain? Or should I just admit that I'm a greedy cow