HEY! HAPPY HOLIDAY! kinda sucks this year but I am doing my .. (OnlyFans)

HEY! HAPPY HOLIDAY! kinda sucks this year but I am doing my best. 
This year I am to make pudding pie. I thought you just cooked the pudding and put it in pie crust but it looks just like pudding in graham crust.. not the kind my dad made. I tried to make a honey baked turkey... I should get directions before doing this shit. 18 lbs of turkey and the skin was burnt to hell. its ok. no skin :( that is the only part I like. I dont eat white meats much but that damn skin I will eat every time. 
I suck at the holiday cooking. its like we are pressured to make a feast and its only me and the dogs. lol The 18 lb turkey was 5.00 with all my grocery points.. I had to buy it. 
Holiday in my family start November 22 every year. I pray for turkey day to arrive before that date for peace but if no peace, I stay home. A bunch of manic bipolar mfrs off meds. shit gets CRAZY. I always laugh.. the cry laugh laughing so hard bc it happens every year. If I didn't respect my family I would hide a camera and record that shit. Mfrs going off. funny shit but I am not in the mood for crazy this year. :D we all have a crazy family... I truly blame the russian  lmao ,my mom. 
I love funny holiday stories esp with crazy familie. Feel free to share your fun holiday. We can get a whole thread going... I bet <3