***"The Most Beautiful Alien In The Universe'' (Runtime: 39m.. (OnlyFans)

***"The Most Beautiful Alien In The Universe'' (Runtime: 39mins)*** 
🔥🔥 Super Hot Cis Alien Content 🔥🔥 If I had to describe myself in less than a sentence I would most likely go with 'A Quintessentially Strange & Contradictory Man', what floats my boat is beautiful women, who are also unique and strange (inwardly & outwardly)... whether that means they have a penis and breasts, or a pussy and breasts..one thing is for sure, they must be extremely strange and interesting. The more unique they are, the more interested I am. That leads me to introduce one of the most incredible specimens of the female form I have ever met... 'Anuskatzz'. I remember the very first time I saw this wonderful creature, just looking at her was like having my brain folded inside out with a wooden spoon like raw cookie dough. What a visual feast she was, oxymoronic beauty... strange & shocking but stunningly feminine & beautiful. I spent a good amount of time busting nuts to videos of her, obsessing over her, wondering what it would be like to be inside her whilst looking into her tattooed eyeballs (yep even her eyealls are tattooed). 

When my balls were empty and my mind was partially frazzled, I could think a little more clearly, and what did those clear thoughts say? They said 'EP you weirdo... you need to see her in person, make it so!'. This was no easy task, my messages to her found themselves lost in cyber space on multiple occasions, no reply, zero, zilch. My sent messages were in message inbox's that were probably so deep with messages from other dudes that they would make the Mariana trench look like the shallow end of the kiddies pool. Luckily, one of my strengths is consistency and luck (i always say luck is a skill, remember that.). 

So one day the tables turned, and my messages found the right person...and that person said 'if you want to see Anuskatzz, come to South Germany.... near the swiss border, we wait you here.', middle of nowhersville basically. So what did I do, well I did exactly what I always do when I want something, booked a flight and hopped on a plane, and boy.....did I have a fantastic time. The rest of the story, will unfold on my premium page in some super fun videos. Don't miss it over the next few weeks. Enjoy this video!!

Your Wildly Strange Friend,

EP.