so i was given two possible diagnoses: the first is ive mana.. (OnlyFans)

so i was given two possible diagnoses: the first is ive managed to get jock itch or one of it's close relatives on my chest. i was grossed out to hear that, so i asked what the other thing was..."an autoimmune condition where flare ups are unpredictable and last anywhere from two weeks to two years" sjsksksk
 
 so...here i am, actually HOPING to have a fungus 🤮😓😐 because i can't handle the alternative. this bitchass place itches like a motherfucker and because my tits are so huge and come up to my chin when i sleep, it's just miserable :(