Q: Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button? A: Becau.. (OnlyFans)

Q: Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button?
 
 A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
 
 ok but really tho i have no clue what happened to me?? all the sudden i have this nasty bruise? i'm gonna go ahead and say i am allergic to valentine's day. that's what did it!