If I had a boyfriend I would do nice things for him like was.. (OnlyFans)

If I had a boyfriend I would do nice things for him like wash his clothes from time to time. 
But actually I would probably just hold onto his dirty ass clothes and wear them when I was sad/bored/horny. 
Then maybe once they are ripe with my own sweat and cum from furiously masturbating about his excellent communication skills and emotional intelligence I would throw them in the freezer, wrapped in cling film. 
Then a few days later they would be probably be on their way to someone in my DM’s who had purchased them from me for a specific reason. What if his girlfriend did the same thing? 🧐