“Actually, John…I’ll have you know what you just walked in o.. (OnlyFans)

“Actually, John…I’ll have you know what you just walked in on was in fact NOT me procrasturbating again. 
I happen to be practicing a form of self-care, thank you very much. 
So you can stay or you can go, that’s up to you but I need you to do one thing for me. 
Whatever you do, please don’t set another goddamn timer. It’s fucking rude and it makes you out to be a frikken clockwatcher! Are you a clockwatcher, John?? 
I thought you want me to be happy, now I’m just feeling so called out right now and I’m getting so worked up *hyperventilating* 😭 *sob* that I’m gonna need you to plug this hole inside me. *sob* What are you waiting for?? Can’t you see I am in need of your dick right now? You know that’s the only thing that soothes me when I get like this!” 😭😈😂