😑 It’s 2022. 📲 Disarm your house remotely before sneaking b.. (OnlyFans)

😑 It’s 2022. 
📲 Disarm your house remotely before sneaking back in to “fall asleep on the couch” so you don’t wake the Mrs. 👍 too bad you can’t disarm the dog…(yet) 🐕🤦
What a time to have an affair with me. 💋