PSA: phones are absolutely filthy things. Don’t be touching .. (OnlyFans)

PSA: phones are absolutely filthy things. Don’t be touching your phone and then try to touch my booty with those hands. That’s why I have the UV sterilizer at the front door for you! 
Here’s what I do: remove phone from case, spray both the phone and the case with 90% isopropyl alcohol, wipe with microfiber cloth, put both in UV sterilizer for 5 min. Clean phone!
I’m going to do that for four devices as soon as I finish cleaning my butt… 🙄😝🤡😇
Also: eating beets turns your stool purple. In case you didn’t already know.