Hello everyone! Just a quick update on what I’m doing today.. (OnlyFans)

Hello everyone!  Just a quick update on what I’m doing today… as if you really wanted to know!  That’s kind of of a pompous thing to do.  Assume that anyone really gives a crap about what I am about to get into.  I know I get annoyed at food pictures.  “Look at this wonderful meal, I paid $200 for it because I am that great and starving people don’t need to eat!”  I would rather eat a can of Spaghetti O’s cold.  Honestly, Spaghetti O’s  with meatballs cold is not that bad.  Just saying.  And you can get them at Wal-Mart for under a buck if they are on sale.

Moving on, try to say happiness without “penis”, you can’t do it.  There is a reason for that.  Again, I’m just saying…

What now… I’m out of things to say.  I should call in sick.  I think I’m running a fever, you should take my temperature vaginally with your penis.  I am stuck on saying penis today.  It seems to be a theme.  I must have “dick” on my mind.  It would be better if it was in me, but hey, it’s the next best thing.

I am browsing Twitter as I write this out.  It’s amazing what you can find on there.  It’s amazing how many guys complain about women but then fully trust us with their dick in our mouths.  I am also looking at twitter pics from a porn chick who has been around for a while but has a pretty low following.  I was curious as to why.  Then I read her tweets.  Question answered.  She is the queen winner at everything.  And I mean everything. There apparently is nothing she hasn’t done that she hasn’t ended up being the winner.  Her words not mine.  Literally, she spends most of her tweets informing the world of her greatness.  I learned long ago that anyone who has to inform the world of their greatness constantly is a mentally unbalanced ding dong.  She is without a doubt a mentally unbalanced ding dong.  She is certainly winning at being a pompous asshole.  I’d still lick her box, though.  I’m shallow that way.

Another girl on Twitter ranting about some guy telling her how he jacks it to her pics on Twitter.  Again, you put up nudes on Twitter.  What exactly did you think was going to happen?  Context, he sent her own pic back to her but with a load of his jizz on it.  What they call a cumtribute.  Still, if you put nudes out on the web, you are going to get a response.  Some responses won’t just be “You are so beautiful!”   There will be photos of penis’s ejaculating sperm in your honor.  Honestly,  a guy jacking it to you is the most beautiful of compliments.  Of all the free porn and free pics of nude chicks, it was you he chose to empty his testicles to.  I wish these dudes who control and operate these girls’ accounts would quit being so dickaphobic.

Oh yeah, the filters.  I am looking at amazingly stupid filtered photos.  Do you guys really fall for the filters?  There’s just no way you gotta be onto it.  Look, my videos are clear because there are no filters.  I have no filter, so why should my pics and videos be filtered?  Even my friends filter their shit stupid.  Perfect skin exists only in select Asians… the lucky bastards.  Deal with it.  This video today, courtesy of my new Sony video camera which looks like a pocket camera but who cares, it works well and is easy to use.  It takes clear videos, shows every line, wrinkle, scar, stretch mark, but that’s called life.  I love my phone camera, but I can’t seem to get the fucking filter to stop filtering.  It goes so far as to automatically alter my face.  It seems to be stuck on the default setting of “Classis Skin and Face Beauty.”  They don’t even look like me after I take the photo.  I should get a hold of Samsung and ask them WTF?  Who cares, I have that Sony and it takes awesome videos and pics without having to fuck around with anything.  Thrilled with it other than I have to carry my phone and a camera.  Now, I will say I love the videos my phone takes.  They are clear and unfiltered, and the focus is awesome.  I love sharp, clear focus.  Blurry shit pisses me off.  But the Sony is better all the way around.  Why am I talking about cameras?   Fuck if I know.  Man, I'm in a weird mood.  I should call it quits right here before I get out of hand if I haven't done so already.

Love ya and see you again shortly if you will have me!

Brooke