Post 1 of 3: Alright, someone said, I masturbate too much. .. (OnlyFans)

Post 1 of 3:  Alright, someone said, I masturbate too much.  I try to masturbate once a day just for the health benefits. The other four times? Well, they are just for me.  Anyway, where are we at?  I don’t know.  I found these pics I took last month and forgot I took them.  Getting old sucks.  Someone else is asking for my hand in marriage.  I know it’s only because he’s tired of using his own.  We don’t have to get married for that.  I get it, it’s always better when someone else is doing the diddling for you.  Not enough guys eat my pussy while I’m on all fours, prime doggy position, ready to get tasted.  Here is a weird fun fact.  I like to feel your nose in my box while you lick my clit.  It slides right up in there if your doing it right.  One guy started tonguing my asshole recently while I was on all fours.  I was like “wrong hole, but please continue.”  I don’t know what it is about that, but whatever it may be… it works for me. 

I got an email of all things from someone’s wife or girlfriend; she didn’t say.  I get these from time to time.  Wives/girlfriends get a hold of the phone, the computer, the tablet, whatever.  They find out what their guy has been up to, and some get upset that they were looking at chicks on line.  I personally would kick any dude out of my life if he didn’t look up chicks on the internet.  That is one of the great joys in life, sitting around with your dude drooling over hot chicks on the web.  I look at the guys as well, but on my phone.  One guy would find dudes for me he thought I would like, and I loved him for it.  Anyway, this fine lady didn’t really seem upset about the fact he was following me on Twitter, she was more upset over something I apparently wrote about a while back.  It had to do with this statement.  “I would leave any chick who wasn’t putting out at least several times a week.”  In context, I also stated it didn’t even have to be fucking.  Hand jobs, blowjobs, whatever was fair game and counted.  She stated she couldn’t afford to get pregnant, and she often got bacterial infections if he came inside her.  He should love with or without sex.  Oh go fuck yourself.  If you loved the other person, you would take the 15 minutes several times a week to drain his balls.  It requires sex for healthy relationships.  As much as humanly possible.  Worried about getting pregnant or infections?  Your mouth doesn’t get pregnant, nor does your ass.  Try your hand as it surely doesn’t need to be on the pill.  Blah blah blah. He should love me sex or no sex.  Please dumbass.  He should be pissed at you for not giving it to him.  15 minutes, you can’t find 15 minutes to make your partner cum a couple times a week?  It's really that big of a deal?  If you can’t do it in 15 minutes, then you suck and need lessons.  I can get it under five, sometimes under one minute.  I am just being honest here. If you can’t find the time to do something sexual with me during the week, I don’t want you around.  Even if it’s just watching me finger myself, just fucking do something.  that is my official response to people who think I do not require sex in a relationship.  Absolute deal breaker without it.