It’s Christmas Eve day and time to bake some cookies. I suck.. (OnlyFans)

It’s Christmas Eve day and time to bake some cookies. I suck at baking, but I’ll try it, anyway. If you are looking for a chick to cook for you, forget about me. I am pretty handy with a microwave though. If you’re with me, my cooking skills will be the last thing on your mind. They say a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Bullshit, I say. Keep his cock exhausted and he will be yours forever. Same thing works for me. Keep my pussy smiling and I won’t give a crap about much else. I remember my first marriage, where we both had to work two jobs to keep shit afloat. For the first year or so, we would fuck almost every night. I never even thought about cheating on him. But he got complacent and started tapering off. Saying he was too tired and had to get up early. Not something my vagina wanted to hear. He stopped fucking me to the point of once every two weeks. He packed on weight, sat in front of the TV, too lazy to put his dick inside of my dick hungry box. So I cheated on him. Not because I didn’t love him, I needed my insides to feel a hard dick touching those places only a dick can. I would have been happy with a half hour of getting dicked every other day. He tired of it, or became bored, or just too damn lazy, I don’t know. I didn’t care. I just wanted to get fucked, and it reached a point I didn’t care by who. Why am I telling you this? It’s Christmas Eve day, for fuck’s sake. My mind always reverts to sex for some reason. I won’t be getting laid today, that much I do know, so maybe that’s why I am thinking about it. Nor will I tomorrow. I will jack off, probably both days. Yes, girls can jack off. Or at least we may say it instead of using masturbate. Jacking off is not a term exclusive to guys masturbating. Fun fact. Even if I had never been blessed with the penetration of a penis in my vagina, I still would have cum probably ten thousand times. I masturbate/jack off that frequently. It settles my mind down, relaxes me, puts me in a calm mood. Imagine if I got paid to masturbate… I would be living on the top floor for sure. I didn’t fuck myself last night; I think I did the night before. I like to watch porn on my phone while I do it. I found this awesome anal creampie compilation, and I have been stuck watching that lately. I imagine it’s me getting my bowels pumped with cum. That super tight feeling of my ass squeezing a hard dick. It makes it easy to feel it when the cock ejaculates inside my ass. I like it when it’s really deep because then I can really feel everything.  From the spasms to the sperm leaving the head, it’s very sensitive and very hot. When sperm is pumped in deep inside my ass, it’s like a lump or a pile and it sticks there. You won’t see it coming out of my ass anytime soon.  One needs to pump the jizz in shallow for that. That lump of jizz will sit there for an hour before it liquifies enough to just start running out. I get to walk around feeling it squish around but staying put. Talk about the gift that keeps on giving. It can be a sticky situation when it runs out, especially since I almost never wear any kind of underwear. They have seen me wandering around with a wet spot in my pants or shorts. I have left ass kisses on furniture. When you stand up, it looks like a kiss from the salty wet spot that your pants left on it. Hazards of taking a lump of jizz deep in the ass.  Anyway, I am getting very off base here. I was supposed to just say have a great Christmas and all that happy stuff, but instead I went to ass creampies and made myself horny.  Catch you all later!